Conference Finals Synopsis (Saucer Style) - Games One(s)

Here are a couple things Saucer learned in the Game 1's tonight

Sharpie is a hockey god

Bolland, you are a bitch. Keep your fucking skates on the ice. But Carts, way to stand up for your man

Crosby, Chara will FUCKING destroy you and your glass jaw

Um, was I the only person who saw Tyler Seguin licking his lips suggestively on the bench? Fuck Segs, you are hot with that goddamn beard

And Tuukka shut out those whiny little bitches in their own house. You may not be my favorite goalie, hell you aren't even my favorite Finnish goalie, but tonight I am your fan

Kisses!

~Saucer

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

On The

Patrick Sharp

Day of Christmas, the Hockey Gods gave to me...

10 Smokin Hot Pics of Sharpy

(best gift EVER)

Nine Gordie Howe Hat Tricks

Jarome Iginla

Gagner's 8 Point Game

Sam Gagner

Seven American Treasures

 Jonathan Quick, Timmy Thomas, Dustin Brown, Ryan "Light of my Life" Miller, David Backes, Brooks Orpik, Bobby Ryan

'06 Number One Draft Pick

 

 Erik Johnson

 

My Five Favorite Hawks!

 Brent Seabrook, Jonathan Toews, Duncan Keith, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane

Four Avs #4's

Uwe Krupp

 Rob Blake


 John Michael Liles

Nolan Pratt

Three Oilers/Barons

Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Two Former Sioux

Jonathan Toews and TJ Oshie

and

My favorite Russian Goalie

Semyon Varlamov

Kisses!

~Saucer



On the Seventh Day of Christmas

On The

Brent Seabrook

 

Day of Christmas, the Hockey Gods gave to me...

Seven American Treasures

 Jonathan Quick, Timmy Thomas, Dustin Brown, Ryan "Light of my Life" Miller, David Backes, Brooks Orpik, Bobby Ryan

'06 Number One Draft Pick

 

 Erik Johnson

My Five Favorite Hawks!

 Brent Seabrook, Jonathan Toews, Duncan Keith, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane

Four Avs #4's

Uwe Krupp

 Rob Blake


 John Michael Liles

Nolan Pratt

Three Oilers/Barons

Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Two Former Sioux

Jonathan Toews and TJ Oshie

and

My favorite Russian Goalie

Semyon Varlamov

Kisses!

~Saucer

On the Sixth Day of Christmas

On The

Ryan Whitney

Day of Christmas, the Hockey Gods gave to me...

'06 Number One Draft Pick

 

 Erik Johnson

My Five Favorite Hawks!

 Brent Seabrook, Jonathan Toews, Duncan Keith, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane

Four Avs #4's

Uwe Krupp

 Rob Blake


 John Michael Liles

Nolan Pratt

Three Oilers/Barons

Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Two Former Sioux

Jonathan Toews and TJ Oshie

and

My favorite Russian Goalie

Semyon Varlamov

Kisses!

~Saucer

On the Fifth Day of Christmas

On The

Justin Schultz

Day of Christmas, the Hockey Gods gave to me...

My Five Favorite Hawks!

 Brent Seabrook, Jonathan Toews, Duncan Keith, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane

Four Avs #4's

Uwe Krupp

 Rob Blake


 John Michael Liles

Nolan Pratt


Three Oilers/Barons

Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Two Former Sioux

Jonathan Toews and TJ Oshie

and

My favorite Russian Goalie

Semyon Varlamov

Kisses!

~Saucer