On the Ninth Day of Christmas

On The

Mike Modano

Day of Christmas, the Hockey Gods gave to me...

Nine Gordie Howe Hat Tricks

Jarome Iginla

Gagner's 8 Point Game

Sam Gagner

Seven American Treasures

 Jonathan Quick, Timmy Thomas, Dustin Brown, Ryan "Light of my Life" Miller, David Backes, Brooks Orpik, Bobby Ryan

'06 Number One Draft Pick

 

 Erik Johnson

My Five Favorite Hawks!

 Brent Seabrook, Jonathan Toews, Duncan Keith, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane

Four Avs #4's

Uwe Krupp

 Rob Blake


 John Michael Liles

Nolan Pratt

Three Oilers/Barons

Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Two Former Sioux

Jonathan Toews and TJ Oshie

and

My favorite Russian Goalie

Semyon Varlamov

Kisses!

~Saucer



Dear NHL, You are Wearing me Out!

Wow, being a hockey fan has been like being on a freakin roller coaster the past week. We heard there was progress and the two sides were getting along then oops…sorry both sides still hate each other. We thought a deal was virtually done...oops, that was actually just another publicity stunt. And then we were subjected to a sudden wave of Fehr-Fanboy tweets from players. UGH, do hockey fans really come across as so stupid that we are expected to just fall for all this PR bullshit? It’s offensive and makes me feel less than warm and fuzzy about the NHL and a lot of my favorite players. Just shut your mouths and get a deal done. I will admit #PodiumWatch was deliriously funny. Obviously hockey fans are to a point of desperation when we manage to turn an entire evening into one giant joke around a podium. Fun times kids, fun times.

But on a happier note Saucer met Mike Modano and Richard Matvichuk this weekend. She even managed to keep it under control around Modano and didn’t act like a complete fool. Pretty sure he still recognized the scent of crazy wafting from her but he didn’t look too frightened so we’ll call it a win!

Kisses!

~Saucer

Jordan Eberle and Mike Modano Are Adorable

Jordan Eberle is too adorable for words and Mike Modano is the sexist man on twitter. So when the two of them talk online it is almost too much for me to handle. Modano's reply to Eberle's HOF post was hilarious (see below). And sure, I made a lot of inappropriate comments. Sorry it's just how my sick mind works.

But I'm pretty sure their exchange today beats it. They are both just too cute and seriously, how did these guys even get to be friends? Until last summer's golf tournament I wouldn't have guessed they were more than acquaintances. Maybe it's Ryan Whitney...if anybody can bring people together it would be him, right? Yeah, not so much.

If this blog gave out awards I would give the award to Eberle and Modano for the Biggest Age Gap in a Saucer Fantasy Threesome. Hmmm, maybe we should do awards. Who wouldn't be proud to hold that honor?

Kisses!

~Saucer