First, I'm thankful that Patrick Kane is not only awesome at hockey but also really, really hot. Bonus for being American, I'll eat some turkey for you Kaner.
Third, I am thankful for shirtless Tyler Seguin pictures. "Tyler Seguin shirtless" is the google search which drives the most people to this blog. No lie, it's in the stats and we get dozens of hits every day due to Tyler's amazing body. But sorry Tyler, we also get hits from creepy searches for young boys so I get the impression it's not all hot, single girls and boys checking out your pics.
And the "real Saucer", the girl behind the mask (ha ha), is thankful for her amazing family and friends, her health, a great job, and the reelection of President Obama. The mimosas are flowing as I take a break from cooking to post this and I'm reminded there are more important things than the NHL lockout. Thanks to all the men and women in the armed forces and everyone who helps to keep my family safe and free. I'm most thankful for you and all you do for my country. Fuck, who am I kidding? Why lie? I'm most thankful for Patrick Kane. Sigh...