Saturday, June 1, 2013

Conference Finals Synopsis (Saucer Style) - Games One(s)

Here are a couple things Saucer learned in the Game 1's tonight

Sharpie is a hockey god

Bolland, you are a bitch. Keep your fucking skates on the ice. But Carts, way to stand up for your man

Crosby, Chara will FUCKING destroy you and your glass jaw

Um, was I the only person who saw Tyler Seguin licking his lips suggestively on the bench? Fuck Segs, you are hot with that goddamn beard

And Tuukka shut out those whiny little bitches in their own house. You may not be my favorite goalie, hell you aren't even my favorite Finnish goalie, but tonight I am your fan


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