I completely blame Cosmo for the existence of the post below. Yikes did they ever miss the mark on a few of these. So I’m fixing it – see below:
Saucer's Hottest NHL Player From Each Team
Mike Green – Washington Capitals
Jeff Carter – LA Kings
** Sorry Boyle, but we all know Henrik Lundqvist gets my pick from the Rangers.
Patrick Kaleta – Buffalo Sabres
** As much as I adore Hartnell I would have to go with my boy, Danny Briere on this one. I know, I know, Giroux is the #pantydropper but Briere is so darn CUTE!
** Erik Karlsson, Erik Karlsson, Erik Karlsson!
Carey Price- Habs
Henrik Zetterberg – Detroit Red Wings
** John-Michael Liles! Not just because he’s a former Av but because he is DREAMY!
Jared Boll – Columbus Blue Jackets
John Tavares – New York Islanders
Ryan Kesler – Vancouver Canucks
Evander Kane – Winnipeg Jets
** No way, Jeff Skinner all the way!
** Really? No, honestly? I might not like the Penguins but Kris Letang is SMOKIN hot. He should have been the easy pick.
Ryan Suter – Minnesota Wild
Brent Burns – San Jose Sharks
Tyler Seguin – Boston Bruins
Bobby Ryan – Anaheim Ducks
Patrick Sharp – Chicago Blackhawks
** Oh fine. Patrick Sharp is extra hot. But I give honorable mention to Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, and Duncan Keith.
Vincent Lecavalier – Tampa Bay Lightning
Scottie Upshall – Florida Panthers
Mike Fisher – Nashville Predators
Gabe Landeskog – Colorado Avalanche
Patrik Berglund – St. Louis Blues
** Yes, I agree. But honorable mention to TJ Oshie.
Dennis Wideman – Calgary Flames
Mike Smith – Phoenix Coyotes
Adam Henrique – New Jersey Devils
Jordan Eberle – Edmonton Oilers
** Honorable mention to NUGE!
** I pick Adam Burish. Oops, Sheldon Souray. Oops…fine. Jagr.
Kisses!
~Saucer
Phil Kessel?! I just want to know who he bribed, or how much crack they have been smoking to not list Liles! However, I would have to imagine their choice between many of my Avs was difficult and I can't complain about Gabe getting chosen. However, my choice would be Ryan Wilson or Semyon Varlamov (he is one good looking Russian)! Clearly, they should have consulted with people who actually watch hockey to make this list. ;)
ReplyDeleteGabe is super hot but Varly would have been my pick too.
DeleteYeah, Kessel...huh???? Who the hell wrote that article???? Sutter surprised me too, but he's cute so I didn't scratch it. But Praise > Suter for sure! But Jagr is the funniest. I keep thinking back to his mullet days!!!!