I completely blame Cosmo for the existence of the post below. Yikes did they ever miss the mark on a few of these. So I’m fixing it – see below:
Saucer's Hottest NHL Player From Each Team
Mike Green – Washington Capitals
Jeff Carter – LA Kings
** Sorry Boyle, but we all know Henrik Lundqvist gets my pick from the Rangers.
Patrick Kaleta – Buffalo Sabres
** As much as I adore Hartnell I would have to go with my boy, Danny Briere on this one. I know, I know, Giroux is the #pantydropper but Briere is so darn CUTE!
** Erik Karlsson, Erik Karlsson, Erik Karlsson!
Carey Price- Habs
Henrik Zetterberg – Detroit Red Wings
** John-Michael Liles! Not just because he’s a former Av but because he is DREAMY!
Jared Boll – Columbus Blue Jackets
John Tavares – New York Islanders
Ryan Kesler – Vancouver Canucks
Evander Kane – Winnipeg Jets
** No way, Jeff Skinner all the way!
** Really? No, honestly? I might not like the Penguins but Kris Letang is SMOKIN hot. He should have been the easy pick.
Ryan Suter – Minnesota Wild
Brent Burns – San Jose Sharks
Tyler Seguin – Boston Bruins
Bobby Ryan – Anaheim Ducks
Patrick Sharp – Chicago Blackhawks
** Oh fine. Patrick Sharp is extra hot. But I give honorable mention to Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, and Duncan Keith.
Vincent Lecavalier – Tampa Bay Lightning
Scottie Upshall – Florida Panthers
Mike Fisher – Nashville Predators
Gabe Landeskog – Colorado Avalanche
Patrik Berglund – St. Louis Blues
** Yes, I agree. But honorable mention to TJ Oshie.
Dennis Wideman – Calgary Flames
Mike Smith – Phoenix Coyotes
Adam Henrique – New Jersey Devils
Jordan Eberle – Edmonton Oilers
** Honorable mention to NUGE!
** I pick Adam Burish. Oops, Sheldon Souray. Oops…fine. Jagr.