The 2013 Swords and Sticks NHL Award Winners have been named. Congratulations to all the nominees, it is a GREAT honor...oh, who the fuck a...

Oh Tyler Seguin, you are just too cute in that Stars jersey! Yikes, we may have to change the name of this blog from Swords & Stick...

The momma bear inside of Saucer is fucking roaring at all the shit talk coming out of Boston right now. Fuck those assholes Tyler. As soon ...

Oh good Lords, Segs to Dallas? Now I adore Loui so part of this is really upsetting, but I also adore Tyler Seguin. Also, creepy people goog...

Sorry kids, I know it took forever for these to get posted. The finals, the draft, the obsessive dreaming about Danny Briere or Vinny Lecava...

So yeah, voting was supposed to start for the 2013 Swords and Stick NHL Awards on Friday but I was way too distracted with the finals. ...

Here you go kids! Below are the finalists for the 2013 Swords and Sticks NHL Awards. Voting begins Friday and is open for one week so vote ...