Here are a couple things Saucer learned in the Game 1's tonight
Sharpie is a hockey god
Bolland, you are a bitch. Keep your fucking skates on the ice. But Carts, way to stand up for your man
Crosby, Chara will FUCKING destroy you and your glass jaw
Um, was I the only person who saw Tyler Seguin licking his lips suggestively on the bench? Fuck Segs, you are hot with that goddamn beard
And Tuukka shut out those whiny little bitches in their own house. You may not be my favorite goalie, hell you aren't even my favorite Finnish goalie, but tonight I am your fan
Kisses!
~Saucer
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